Score: 10

"Pfft"

submission: Tiananmen Square

date: April 1, 2009

Hurrah for common ownership of the means of production!
Purge the capitalist pigs!

And all that...

Score: 10

"Pure Genius"

submission: Anarchistificationer

date: January 11, 2009

I feel that my life has been enriched by playing this game...

Good shit, keep it up.

Score: 4

"Not really"

submission: The Greatest Idea Ever!

date: November 21, 2008

Nice animation skillz, but somewhat lacking in humour.

Score: 10

"Awesome"

submission: Ignite people on Fire

date: October 26, 2008

Brilliant game. No reason, no storyline, just igniting people on fire.

Genius.

Also:
@Firefox1255 - That makes you really, really cool... I bet your mother is proud of you.

Score: 10

"HAHA"

submission: Short - Crap

date: October 4, 2008

That was fucking brilliant.

Score: 10

"Sparta"

submission: You can not kill Hank

date: December 23, 2007

Nice.
The only bit I didn't like about it was the way that faces were drawn, and the fact that hands didn't really show up without a weapon.
'Twas good, the bit with tricky is teh funehs.

Score: 6

"E is for Epic"

submission: How to be a Guitar Hero

date: December 14, 2007

I liked it. I went on for a while though, but it was pretty funny.

Me being a cynical bastard though, I find the way that people have completely missed the point more amusing than the actual submission (that happens a lot)
U FAKE, IMMA KILL U NOW.

Jolly good show.

Score: 0

"What I hate about Newgrounds"

submission: I Hate America

date: November 7, 2007

I can see why you'd hate America, if you were that kind of person. But really: how many Americans are actually proud of the fact that their country is slaughtering it's way through the middle east?
Yeah, you can come up with as many reasons as you like:
"Oh, the average body fat percentage in America..."
"Oh, the average IQ in America..."
"Oh, look at all of the..."
And so on. But frankly, America is just another country, I know that a lot of people aren't into the whole concept, but I don't really care. Any American who is proud enough of their country to stand up and defend what Bush is doing right now is an idiot, but the general population aren't like that. You can't just throw a net over a whole nationality and label it "idiots", simply because that would be blatant rascism.

If you'd spoken out against what the American military are doing, and what the governmental system are up to, maybe I would have supported you, but this sort of thing isn't what we need.

On the other hand, I must admit that most of the reviews on this flash are just as abusive as the submission itself. If Newgrounds users just decided "I don't like that, and therefore it can die" this would just be another little fragment of spam, unregarded by the general public.
The fact that everyone feels that they need to put a little bit more hate into the community is kind of sad. It makes the haters just as bad as the artist themself.

Do not want.
Do not need.

The only thing that should alter what you think of someone is who they are, not what country they were born in or what they believe in.

Score: 2

"Not really"

submission: POGOboy 1.5

date: November 7, 2007

Well, the idea is hardly original, and in this instance it's poorly executed.
You need to sort our your buttons for a start. And make a proper instructions screen, not that anyone will ever need it.
From looking through the game, it looks like you have quite a few levels. So it would appear that you've spent some time on this.
You need to practise a bit more, take a few hours each day on one part of it. When you've got nothing better to do, just mess around with Flash and improve your skillz.

Score: 10

"I hope that was your joke"

submission: -whathaseightlegs-

date: November 7, 2007

Animation - 0
Audio - 0
Hilarity - 10

This shows about as much talent as a house brick, but still manages to be absolutely brilliant.